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editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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(via pizzaight)

"The US budget is like a 1st grader playing Oregon Trail. Spend all the money on ammunition so you can shoot at stuff, then wonder why your wagon is falling apart and everyone is dying of dysentery."

Malhavoc430 // Reddit  (via glorious—headfuck)

(Source: mattchew03, via ashlynnbast)

zackisontumblr:

my textbook and i have a lot in common

zackisontumblr:

my textbook and i have a lot in common

(via fuckyeahjenna)

coketalk:

There must have been at least one ancient culture whose name for the Milky Way would have translated as “Giant Nighttime Sky Vagina.”

coketalk:

There must have been at least one ancient culture whose name for the Milky Way would have translated as “Giant Nighttime Sky Vagina.”

  • me: damn i need to save my money
  • me: *spends $200 in a week*

gottalovelesbians:

I’m sore…I need a massage

between my legs

with your tongue

(via fuckyeahjenna)

fuckyeahmyvagina:

Me at work in the dressing room on days that I put effort into my look and all the other strippers tell me I’m pretty

fuckyeahmyvagina:

Me at work in the dressing room on days that I put effort into my look and all the other strippers tell me I’m pretty

(Source: vvebkin)

vesley:

I only want to wear underwear and a crown all day

That’s exactly what I do everyday.

(via dreadfulstripper)