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dogtits:

dudes that rub the clit when it’s dry need to be arrested

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"I think we should have more sexual education. Can you imagine if we didn’t have driver’s ed and people drove cars like they saw in the movies? Porn is adult entertainment, not education."

James Deen (via theneverbird)

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drunkenspeecheson-sobriety:

reblogging again because it’s absolutely incredible

important as fuck

can i put this on my refrigerator

I’m tapping this inside my locker and my room and looking at it everyday, this needs to be seen.

leading-blind-bats:

thedarklordsay10:

priestlyandtish:

drunkenspeecheson-sobriety:

reblogging again because it’s absolutely incredible

important as fuck

can i put this on my refrigerator

I’m tapping this inside my locker and my room and looking at it everyday, this needs to be seen.

(Source: midnightcode, via sexuallyactivegrandma)

  • Child: mommy I'm sick
  • Mom: yaaaaas bitch cause I am what? SICKENING
  • child: but mommy I've been throwing up
  • Mom: yaaaaaaaaaaas bitch gag on my eleganza

editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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"The US budget is like a 1st grader playing Oregon Trail. Spend all the money on ammunition so you can shoot at stuff, then wonder why your wagon is falling apart and everyone is dying of dysentery."

Malhavoc430 // Reddit  (via glorious—headfuck)

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zackisontumblr:

my textbook and i have a lot in common

zackisontumblr:

my textbook and i have a lot in common

(via fuckyeahjenna)

coketalk:

There must have been at least one ancient culture whose name for the Milky Way would have translated as “Giant Nighttime Sky Vagina.”

coketalk:

There must have been at least one ancient culture whose name for the Milky Way would have translated as “Giant Nighttime Sky Vagina.”